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DOCKTA D - NEWS PICTURES ARCHIVE
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WORLD
Man Arrested For Impersonating Zippo Lighter
Pakistanis Replace Old Fashioned Iron Rails With New Balsa Ones
Terrorists Hit Fireworks Factory In Jibip, Victims Send Thank You Note To Bin Laden
Koreans Harvest Whale Dung
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Ferris Wheel Spins Out Of Control In Berlin, Scores Vomit
Italy Shrinks Mysteriously Overnight
Chinese Students Protest Stereotype That They All Look Alike And That They
Pander To American Styles Such As Stone-Washed Jeans
Polish Muslim Terrorists Slam Cargo Jet Into Mt. Fuji, None Killed
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Milan: Guiness Record Set For Most Meatballs Made In One Second
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NATIONAL
Missourian Bubba Beaudreaux Able to Salvage One Precious Family Heriloom From Flooded House
Bullies Terrorize Playground, Dominate Jungle Gym
Man Releases Gas In Crowded Subway, Several Patrons Incensed,
Identity Of Perp Still Unknown
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California Man Grinds Off Nose To Spite Face
Chicago Man Taunts Crock With Fish
Disgruntled Parks Engineer Unplugs Lake Michigan
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MEDICAL
Man Falls Down, Gets Up On Own, Sheds Yoke Of Dependence On Life Alert
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OCD Patient Goes Berzerk In Barns And Noble Looking For Books About OCD
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POLICE
Street Light Thief Nabbed, Eyewitnesses Identify In Lineup
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SCIENCE
Archeolgists Find Egyptian Family Still Alive In Tomb After 3700 Years
Nepalese Professor Proves Two Heads Better Than One
Polish Nuke Test Big Dud, Onlookers Disappointed, Demand Ticket Refund
Freak Levatating Boy Put To Work Reaching Things Up High
Amazing Breakthrough Allows Scientists To Grow Wheat In Sky
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Paranormal Psychologists Investigate Strange Possession Of NY Highrise
Child Pioneers Research In Sensory Deprivation In Domesticated Cats
Government Sprays Malathion Over San Francisco To Quell
Outbreak Of Homosexuality
Entrance To Hell Finally Discovered Near Modesto
Bridge Demolitioned To Make Way For New River
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SPORTS
Senile Demented Ref Thought He Was Back In '39 Army-Navy Game,
Tackles Heisman Running Back, Gives Self 15 Yard Penalty
Rioter Attempts Last Minute Field Goal With Child's Head
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Janey Swims Brooklyn Cess Pool In Under Two Hours, Sets New World Record
Roger Clemens' Steroid Laced Glove Found In Yankee Stadium
Man Runs NY Marathon On Belly To Protest Something, Comes In Dead Last
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2008 OLYMPICS
LA Gang Member Carlos Rodriguo Wins Gold In Shiv Fencing
No.1 Seed Georgia Musters Only Bronze In Greek Thumb Wrestling,
Gregor "Knuckles" Krajaziki Disappointed
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Tajikistan Blows Away Field, Takes Gold In Gay Wrestling
Turkey Disqualified After Illegal Head Butt
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ART
LAPD On Full Alert After Threat To Deface Human Statue
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MUSIC
Rock Band 'Bush' Not Wanted In Cheshire England, Too Loud They Say
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Michael Jackson Undergoes Species Change Operation
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ENTERTAINMENT
Carrot Top To Testify To US Senate About Steroid Abuse Among
Two-bit Cheezy No-Talent So-Called Commedians
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Phyllis Diller Still Alive And Well
Jet Li Destroys Entire Movie Set Because Craft Services Had No Red Vines
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FASHION
Mormon Polygamists Do It Again, Set Exciting New Fashion Trends, Just Like Back In '67 (1867, that is)
Tibettans Test Theory That It Is Impossible To Be Torn Limb From Limb While Wearing Chinese Levi Straus Knock Offs
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Low Turnout At Muslim Fashion Show
Worries Investors
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LEISURE
Pet Gator Keeps Pesky Kids Out Of Backyard
Lebanese Halloween Parade Big Success
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Koreans Love Salt More Than Any Other People On The Face Of The Earth
National Barbecue-n-Opium Brau Fest Begins In Islamabamabad
Canadians Electrocute Fish For Fun
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BUSINESS
New Alabama Car Wash Closes After Complaints About Chlorine Smell In Upholstery And
Rubber Duckies In Engines
Budget Cuts Cause Iceland To Use Frigid Women To Keep Shipping Lanes Open
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Harvest Time At Crayola Crayon Plantation, 3 New Colors Grown: Blood Red, Puss White, Urine Yellow
Man Makes Moonshine Out Of Chickadees
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POLITICAL
Democratic Pres Candidate Barack Obama Discusses Benefits Of Being Half Black
Tkslovaki Guards Receive Ritual Oral Indoctrination From Prime Minister
Woman Speaks In Public For First Time In Middle East History
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Nobody Shows Up For Republican Ron Paul's Town Hall Meeting In
Boston - Candidate Undaunted
Guiliani Refuses To Eat Elephant Cortex At African Fundraiser
Senate Chairperson Takes Much Needed Break
From Overseeing Senate Chairs
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MILITARY
Bush Spends Day Recruiting For Army To Bolster Shrunken Ranks
Mexican Navy "Frog Dogs" Pose Latest Threat To US Navy
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Giant Laser-guided Pencils Now Used For Propaganda In Afghanistan
Congo Soldier Gives Visiting U.S. Ambassador Finger (And Thumb)
Polish Navy Frogmen Test New Diving Bell
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RELIGION
Pennsylvania Dutch Abandon Taboo On Modern Contrivance
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Methedrine Big Problem At This Year's Mecca Fest
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EDUCATION
Chinese School Gets New Pencil
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